Welcome to the emotional Olympics no mum ever signed up for.
This section is for the mums who apologise to the kettle, feel guilty for craving five minutes alone, and lie awake at 2 a.m. replaying a tone of voice that their kid forgot five seconds later.
Here we unpack the guilt, laugh at it, swear at it, and remind you that you’re not a monster — you’re just a mum who gives a damn..